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visiting hours are over....  
09:42pm 30/03/2008
 
 
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Visiting my buddy Dan at St. Mary's and while looking for something to watch we stumbled upon something funny. Go Diego Go "Booboo on the Pigmy"....... This was in the video on demand tv show list. We all decided that it must actually be a porn, not pbs worthy kids programming. If it weren't for the mind numbing-ness, it all most would be worth watching.
mood: chipper chipper
 
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today is the first day i've written this as a subject......  
08:15pm 03/03/2008
 
 
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So I had today off, fun-ness. Went to Pure Pleasure in Stewartville, MN. Oh god was it awkward.
I happened to say I would do something with Linnea and Danelle, so Linnea calls and asks if I want to do anything. I say yes and she tells me then, after I've agreed of course, that patrick would like to go to Pure Pleasure. I think they were trying to creep me out, and that isn't allowed so I said yes......
WOW, looking at sex toys and porno with your ex-coworker now friend is disturbing!!!! I would never suggest you do it, as you are caught between making your normal dirty jokes and discovering your ex-coworkers newest fetish..... No one bought anything, thank god!!
I think I might need therapy if many more people try this type of thing with me, seeing as I usually just go there for fun with friends I know pretty well, not necessarily biblical-ly. This was very not that. This was peeps I sort of know a little, get along with pretty well, who are on the brink of breaking up/angry make=up sex.
I didn't want to be there.
No more Pure Pleasure with anyone, for a long time. I may have bad dreams about this. Especially the part where Danelle was like, "oh here it is, I was wondering where the gay porno was!" Great, rent some, take tips, don't involve me while my not so friends are looking at you as if you have a third head. Go buy some yaoi and stop embarassing me! Just kidding, more dread of what topic this could spawn. Luckily none.So when we got back, Danelle and I went to a nice, neutral buffee. Ok food, overly observant wait-staff, caffinated pop, nice and neutral.
Class is making it a little better but reading Nancy Drew books and going to catholic school is the only complete cure for this feeling of dread. None of those are an option, I say so. Therefore, booze will have to do.
location: MSB
mood: looks nothing like shocked looks nothing like shocked
music: none, maybe "they're coming to take me away"
 
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so love  
09:13pm 27/01/2008
 
 
remorsful_devil



Ahhhhhh, the bitterness, so refreshing!
location: home
mood: busy busy
music: "It's oh so quiet" -Bjork
 
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Got bored and thought I'ld update these....  
09:30pm 03/01/2008
 
 
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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?Your best friend.
How?Kisses...just kisses.
Will it be good?yeah, you can still feel it.
Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this
83%
location: John's house
music: none
 
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"ninja" aka: martini/martin  
12:47am 01/01/2008
 
 
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-"ow"
-*Emily takes off the bowl*
-"hey, give me back my hat!"
-------ninja to Emily when she took the bowl she just slammed on his head off.....
-------hehehehehe drunken-ness!
mood: wooo, happi-nu-yer!! wooo, happi-nu-yer!!
 
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This is a triumph........  
11:21pm 21/12/2007
 
 
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I loves portal. Which is a horrible thing as the afore mentioned laptop is not okay. The power adapter came,*woot*, but a lass..... alas, my battery seems to be the real problem. I think it may have killed the adapter by making it work really hard to charge... itself.

I would love to accept donations but all my friends are in college, as am I. Note to self, design scheme to make no money into some money. Only some or they will catch on and want it for their own. Whoever them/their is.

Anywho, portal rocks, and I'm surprisingly good at it. I think that maybe it takes a little piece of crazy to get it. But the portals remind me of land mines, less boom, more whoosh-pop-there you are and that I can totally do!!! I only wish it was on my pc, not izzy's. Stupid Christmas break...... Bye for now.... Still Alive!
mood: infatuated infatuated
 
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And good day to you too.....  
12:28pm 12/12/2007
 
 
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Well, nothing new is happening. Except my laptop died, though not in the permenant sense. Nope, the power adapter seems to have breathed it's last charged breath and now joins so many other electronics in the Big Sleep.

I just happen to have ordered a new one to see if that was the root of all troubles the laptoppy has had, when I heard the customary "FEED ME" beep and saw that the formally green light on the adapter itself was all flickery and unsure.

Evil mind reading machine!!! Hopefully the new one will show up soon, because not being able to at least turn on my laptop is making me all anxious. It's my nicest compy right now, as my desktop refuses to agree with me ethernet.... That's another issue, I swear i'm going to fix it soon.... Maybe.

Anywho, got to get ready for work, I hope i remembered to put my fake, "yes, I would like to help you. And, no that is not a knife behind my back," smile in the wash. Byez!!
location: home
mood: I'll smash u, dont test me!! I'll smash u, dont test me!!
music: none....
 
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Nearly the end of the semester!  
11:43pm 05/12/2007
 
 
remorsful_devil
So, while lots of Guitar Hero was played(II more than III, just cuz III kind of sux!!!), there was sadly no sledding this year. Although, tomorrow, I'm suppose to show up and I could always steal a cardboard box from the mail room again. They still don't know that they helped us get in trouble last year, hehehe. There was also some "Umbrella Chronicles" played, wii style of course, with all the flailing. *die, you zombie scum!* Christmas is going to rip us all apart and force us back into our families cold, caring hands. *shivers* Just kidding, I think. Hopefully everyone ends up back for another internment at RCTC. See ya there! Byes.
mood: Snow, woot! Snow, woot!
 
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boo  
11:22am 16/11/2007
 
 
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Life continues as usual. Worked at Burger King, that sucked. Now I work at Hyvee, in the kitchen, crazy but fun. Kind of hectic but I work with great peeps so all is well. There's really nothing else going on. New bf, new job, new hobbies, the usual. That's all for now, ttfn.
mood: apathetic apathetic
 
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i likey this song  
10:05pm 22/04/2007
 
 
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mood: accomplished accomplished
 
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Jayne Cobb Hat Is Leetness Squared  
12:54pm 20/04/2007
 
 
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Heather's Firefly hat
Jayne, original Jayne hat image, and Firefly copyright Joss Whedon
This specific pattern copyright Heather Hill
For non-commercial use only (I'm flexible, contact me with questions)

I used Lopi in yellow for the top, orange for the bottom, and rust red for the earflaps. Any suitably rustic wool will do. This hat is sized to fit someone with a head of between 21-22 inches around, which classifies as medium to large adult. To change the size, you may wish to alter the gauge, yarn or number of stitches cast on. On the ribbing, I think two rows of ribbing would have looked more authentic, but I was a bit worried about it curling. I'll do just two rows on the next one to see how it goes.

Yarn: 1/2 skein orange, 1/2 skein yellow, 1/2 skein rust red Lopi
Needles: 16" circular size 10 1/2 + 1 set double-pointed 10 1/2
Gauge: 12 stitches and 17 rows over 4 inches (or thereabouts)

BODY OF HAT:
Using orange, CO 64. (I used cable cast on, as I wanted it to be nice and loose.) Being careful not to twist stitches, join and place marker to indicate the beginning of the row.

Work k1p1 ribbing for three rows.

Still using orange, knit for approximately 2 1/2 inches. At the end of the round, switch to yellow and knit for another 3 1/2 inches, or until it looks high enough to you. It should stick up off your head just a bit.

On next row, k2tog over entire row, switching to double-pointed needles when hat becomes too small to work on circular. Repeat k2tog with subsequent rows until you have seven stitches left. (Number of stitches left may vary depending on how many stitches you cast on.) Cut yarn and draw through remaining stitches to cinch up the top. Weave in end.

EARFLAPS:
At base of the hat, find the back. You may still have a tail hanging down that would indicate its spot. If you don't, really, you can just find anyplace. Ma Cobb isn't worrying about precision, neither should you.

From the back, count six stitches and place marker (PM). Count 20 stitches from that point and PM. Count 12 stitches and PM. Count 20 stitches and PM. You should have four markers, which will mark your earflaps.

Using rust red, Pick up and knit the 20 stitches between the first and second marker. Work in stockinette stitch for approx 3 1/2 inches. (Stockinette is knit one row, purl one row. Remember, the knits go on the outside of the hat (RS, or right side), the purls go on the inside (WS, or wrong side).)

At beginning and end of each RS row, k2tog (knit two together). At beginning and end of each WS row, p2tog (purl two together). Do this until you have one stitch remaining. Cut yarn and draw through. Don't bother weaving it in, but you can knot it again if you want. Cut a length of rust red yarn and loop it through one of the bottom stitches, tying it off. Ma Cobb left three (or so) little ends on each earflaps so her boy could tie it.

Repeat with other side of hat.

POMPOM:
If you know how to make a pom-pom, skip these directions. Make a pompom about four inches in diameter with a little bit of yellow, some orange, and a lot of rust red and attach it to the hat. If you want to see directions for pom-pom making with pictures, go to Bev's Country Cottage and click on the third "how to" pom-pom link. It's a nice PDF.

In a nutshell, Cut two circles out of cardboard, each about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. Make a hole in the middle of both about 3/4 of an inch in diameter. (This isn't precise. I stuck my scissors in the middle and wiggled them around until it looked about right.) Cut a length about the size of your arm of all three colors and thread them onto a tapestry needle. Push the needle through the hole and begin wrapping around the outside, so that you're covering the cardboard part. When that yarn is gone, cut a length of orange and rust red and repeat. Then cut a length of rust red and repeat. Keep wrapping until you can't get any more yarn through the middle of the hole in the cardboard.

Take your scissors and cut around the outside of the cardboard circle. Separate the circles just a bit. You'll see that you have a little bundle of yarn, with the individual pieces all lined up. Take a length of yellow yarn and tie it firmly around the middle part. Remove the cardboard. Tie the pom-pom firmly to the hat. You may want to use a tapestry needle and loop it around more than once so the pom-pom isn't floppy. Fluff up the pom-pom.

FINISHING:
Weave in any loose ends, except the ones at the end of the earflaps. Remember, Ma Cobb isn't worrying about the odd bit sticking out here and there, so you've got some leeway if your hat doesn't look perfect.

Congratulations! You have a cunning hat!

If you have questions, feel free to contact me at hill at booboomonkey dot com.

I think I may make up a couple of these for sale at a convention for the online roleplaying game Dragonrealms I go to each summer, if I can figure out any copyright issues with making a lookalike. At the very least, I'll be sporting one!


For a kit to make this lovely cap, go to http://www.wearwithstyle.com/hat5.html.
mood: busy busy
 
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kisses  
11:42am 03/03/2007
 
 
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hahahahaha  
03:16pm 01/12/2006
 
 
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I love this video so much. Way better than the original!

mood: amused amused
 
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this is a songi heard that i love....... and the lyrics are almost impossible to find, the songs non  
04:00pm 21/11/2006
 
 
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American Music Club
"Will You Find Me?"

If you ask the man in the tollbooth
Well Im sure hed tell you
That on the highways theres a million ways
If you wanna disappear
Should you take a left or a right,
Well Im sure I dont care
All I want out of life is to hide somewhere

Will you find me?

Each halloween your faces get more frightening
The closer I look the more I can see
Your limits begin to show
The astronaut won first prize,
It was was a ton of moon dust
All I see in his eyes are years of hate and mistrust

Will you find me?

Come out come out wherever you are,
Said the fisherman to the sea
Oh I miss you, I miss you love. where can you be?
If I have to wait anymore then I wont believe
In the love that Ive known
Or in the life that I have known.

Will you find me?
 
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FFVIII: What the hell?  
11:30pm 10/10/2006
 
 
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FFVIII:  What the hell?
"FFVIII: What the hell?" on Google Video
I was playing Final Fantasy 8 today, Zell comes up to me and starts... I don't know what he's doing.
 
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you and your spinach  
10:42pm 22/09/2006
 
 
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I just heard the funniest thing on dateline. "When will our spinach be safe?" Who the hell is eating spincach often enough to care? Holy shit, eat lettuce, or leaks, or something, this is stupid. Wash your food properly you fools, stop smoking the reefer. Or eat instead..... That's all I have to say right now, have a good life, whatever. Bye........
mood: Spinach shall save us all! Spinach shall save us all!
 
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more quotes, lalala, you know you like it.....  
03:39pm 17/09/2006
 
 
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"i will punch you in the junk, plus three damage." -McChris, Personal Quote, MySpace(aka: the source of all evil... well, you know, except for this quote, and like the free pulicity up-start bands get, but i really think there should be a site dedicated to that and that alone. where all of the music is cateloged by "if you like this then you might like this" and then everything is kind of linked to everything by their fans) Anywho, YATTA!!


Byez for now!
mood: caffinated! caffinated!
 
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Some of my favorite personal messeges I've had on MSN  
03:50am 02/09/2006
 
 
remorsful_devil
"Sticks and stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite me." -Rob D, Bibliography, Explosm Forums

"HA! Love is blind, deaf, dumb, and senseless. ...Which may just be its selling point.." - Nadir, Hells Representative, Guests In Purgatory

"...Mr. Almighty, of course, whose very existence made straight jackets trendy." -Squall Leonhart, A Week in a Madhouse by Ayanagami, Fanfiction.net

Yep, so that's all the ones i can remember for now. If you know me and can remember any good ones, feel free to suggest them. byez!!!

ps: it says morose but that's only because there isn't a "homicidal"\/ \/ \/ \/
mood: morose morose
music: only -nin
 
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oooh  
05:47pm 28/07/2006
 
 
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i'm in love  
05:45pm 28/07/2006
 
 
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